The Off-Topic Thread Part Trois

[Cebe]

...and you learnt a whole new language including words such as "Sheila", "struth", "billabong" and "bonza"...in Thailand? O.o

[extra bacon]

no no no, silly.
well, the farmers in thailand cared well for me. when i was good, they rewarded me with a strange substance which when smoked, took me away to a special place. seven years passed, and it seems the only thing i can recall, quite hazily, is that special place. just when all seemed like i had found my place in this world and could live a life of peaceful co-existence with my farmer friends, the guardians paid a visit. without any warning or even a chance to say my goodbyes, i was taken away to a secret location in the netherlands, where i was put in the care of some poor farmers.

[AquilaI]

where you had a strange sense of deja vu?

[extra bacon]

well, kinda...
the netherlands was an awesome place. the farmers were great and took me under their wing. it was there my appreciation for mushrooms developed and blossomed into my life's passion, for they took me away to a special place ... for 12 years. and strangely enough, that is all i remember of my time there. because, rudely and abruptly, i was yet again torn away from the kind farmers who had become my family, and this time blindedfolded by the guardians so that even i would not know my whereabouts. i was taken to a place where the people wore funny hats and spoke without expression, and i was put in the care of some poor farmers.

[AquilaI]

Ah, THAT'S where you learnt a whole new language including words such as "Sheila", "struth", "billabong" and "bonza"!!

[extra bacon]

umm, not quite. that stage of my life didn't last long. the stupid hats and monotonous conversations drove me insane. so i killed the poor farmers who weren't really caring for me, and roamed the land.

i discovered i was in fact on an island infested with wild rabbits. three years i spent killing rabbits, surviving off their flesh, and using their skin to build a raft. i know it sounds crazy but that's what happened. i stocked up on some rabbit meat and on a day when the sun shone in all its glory, i set out on my rabbitskin raft, never to return to that island.

for two and a half years i sailed the rough seas in search of new land. however, as each day passed and as my supplies dwindled, i came no closer to a new life. nothing but sea surrounded me. (oh, and the odd dolphin, which tasted very similar to rabbit).

one night a storm erupted. but this was no ordinary storm, it reeked of evil witchcraft. it seemed the evil men who plotted my demise had somehow found a magical way to locate my whereabouts, even though i had no idea where the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO i was. for 21 days the storm beat on me and my little rabbitskin raft. for 21 days we fought back. but on the 22nd day, which i shall forever remember as the darkest day of my life, my only companion since i set sail, my beloved rabbitskin raft, was destroyed. all hope seemed lost. i made a solemn vow to what was left of my rabbitskin raft that if i somehow miraculously survived this ordeal and ever found those evil men, they would pay dearly for their cruelty.

i struggled to stay afloat but the waves pounded on me and it seemed the very sea was trying to swallow me whole. for 43 days the battle raged on. for 43 days i fought back. but on the 44th day, which i shall forever remember as the darkest day of my life, my body exhausted and my spirit broken, i died ... or so i thought!

when i opened my eyes, those blasted guardians stood over me. they had found me! they had saved me! but what was this? my hands and my feet were chained! it appeared as though i was now their prisoner...

[AquilaI]

haha, seissor would NOT be a happy bunny after you killed all those rabbits

[extra bacon]

screw her.
how are rabbits related to bunnies anyway?

[AquilaI]

theyre distant embarrassing cousins

[extra bacon]

ahh, much like wammos and monkeys?

[AquilaI]

yes, damn those monkeys!

[extra bacon]

hmm ... i should probably go get some beer before it's too late.

[Kailynn Ember]

I am sooooooo tired this morning... I think I may go buy plants today and make myself a happy kitty... my hubby is sleeping... grrrrr.... when I go take the kids to school he'll magically jump up and steal my computer. He using the way of the sleepy pirate husband.... grrrrr. I shall FIX him! ... glances at modem... mwahahahahaha!

[Serafita Kayin]

Arrr, booty.

Yo ho, yyo ho, a pirate's life for me!

[Stalker Haras]

lol you two.

Morning to both of ya.

[I pwnd U]

SERAFITA AND KAILYNN!!! Hey you 2!! I am tired too kailynn, i went to bed at 11 last night, freakishly early for us college students, but i woke up at 1230 with a pounding headache. finally i feel back asleep and was woken up half an hour early to the stupid fire alarm... stupid fire drills in college. i had to wake my roommate up otherwise he would of slept right through it... and it was cold out.

[Angelic-One]

mmm, time to level the monk... sigh

[I pwnd U]

I guess i would have time to jump onto GW for a bit but nah... too tired!

[Kailynn Ember]

See I told you as soon as I was out the door he magically came to life and stole my puter... and by the time I came home... fussed at the dog to come inside and run upstairs he was already back in bed with his covers pulled up and back on my account... tricky tricky Monsieur Pirate!! Mistress Kitty will watch and learn your ways and then your booty goes big badda BOOM!
I cannot wait until his dern puter parts get here.... I will be so happy!!!
Oh Good morning Pwnd and Stalker! **HUGS**

[Cebe]

Everyone repeat please...

"I Believe Bacon's Story"

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I Believe Bacon's Story!